Species: DecapodianHobbies: Stand-up comedy; Eating garbage; Performing delicate surgery while doing stand-up and eating garbage.
Full Name: Dr. John A. Zoidberg
Occupation: Staff Physician
Woes: Poverty, Hunger, Incompetence, Loneliness, Foul Odor
Super-Powers: Squirts Ink; Coughs up pearls; Ability to clip coupons with claws.
Main Shortcomings as Doctor: Inability to tell male from female; inability to tell heart from intestine; inability to tell patient from pile of steaks.