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    • a cappella
    • (n.) /ˌä kəˈpelə/
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    • A style of singing performed without accompaniment from an instrument, typically practiced in college by groups composed of five or six white guys and one black guy.

    Usage:

    Did you see the a cappella concert earlier? That one guy was so soulful, if you know what I mean.
    • Adversity Johnson
    • (n.) /ădvərsĭtē jōns/
    • Longtime friend of all-star shooting guard Charlie Sanders, who has constantly been in his way throughout his life and career.

    Usage:

    Adversity Johnson always shows up with nipple clamps at important events, like championship games and job interviews.
    • Armenian conveyor belt
    • (n.) /ärˈmēnyən kənˈvāər belt/
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    • A tradition in which a groom and his groomsmen line up and have sex with each other the night before the wedding. (See: bup bup bup bup.)

    Usage:

    I'm all for having a wild bachelor party, but the second someone mentions an Armenian conveyor belt, I'm outta there.
    • awkward
    • (interj.) /ˈôkwərd/
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    • A meaningless conversation filler like "anyway," "yikes" or "tell us how you really feel" used by assholes who don't actually have opinions of their own.

    Usage:

    Mabel didn't think it was awkward when Jeremy said that he didn't like Taylor Swift, but Cyril said it was, so it must be.