- (n.) /raˈko͞on/
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- A brown and gray garbage-loving mammal whose bites should under no circumstances be treated in the same way as zombie bites.
Usage:Charles kept saying that he was bitten by a raccoon and not a zombie, but all Kyle could hear was "zombie." So, uh, Charles is gone now. Sorry.
- (n.) /ˌratəˈto͞o-ē/
- A rat that has been trained to make basic meals such as sandwiches, provided that the eater doesn't mind eating sandwiches with rat feces all over them.