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    • raccoon
    • (n.) /raˈko͞on/
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    • A brown and gray garbage-loving mammal whose bites should under no circumstances be treated in the same way as zombie bites.

    Usage:

    Charles kept saying that he was bitten by a raccoon and not a zombie, but all Kyle could hear was "zombie." So, uh, Charles is gone now. Sorry.
    • racist zombie
    • (n.) / rāsĭst zŏmbēs/
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    • A post-apocalyptic zombie who only kills and eats white people.

    Usage:

    The racist zombies are so afraid of black people, they run away when we play Tupac at a BBQ.
    • ratatouille
    • (n.) /ˌratəˈto͞o-ē/
    • A rat that has been trained to make basic meals such as sandwiches, provided that the eater doesn't mind eating sandwiches with rat feces all over them.
    • RD Squared
    • (n.) / ărdē skwârd /
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    • Another name for Robert Downeys Juniors, who plays Tony Starks in "Iron Man."

    Usage:

    RD Squared is the best action hero of all time, especially with that metal suit from "Iron Man."
    • record deal
    • (n.) /ˈrĕkŏrd dēl/
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    • A music career opportunity that brings everyone you’ve ever met out of the woodwork to be friends with you.

    Usage:

    Once the news of my record deal was released, I learned that I actually have seven biological fathers.
    • royally pissed
    • (adj.) /'roielē 'pĭst/
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    • The state of being thoroughly incensed, especially as expressed by a black Republican mad about Obamacare.

    Usage:

    Now, I'm sick of beating around the bush about this: I'm pissed. Royally pissed.