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- Beards 4 Kids
- (n.) /bîrdz fôr kidz/
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- A charitable organization that provides African children with canes and costume beards to protect them from becoming child soldiers.
- black Republican
- (n.) /blak rəˈpəbləkən/
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- A conservative African-American man whose interests include fiscal responsibility, brown leather jackets, wireframe glasses and dad jeans. (See: royally pissed.)
- bowl of mosquitoes
- (n.) /bōl əv məˈskēdōz/
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- A classic soul food dish comprised of a pile of bloodsucking, swamp-dwelling insects served raw.