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    • bagel
    • (n.) /ˈbāɡəl/
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    • A round bread product whose consumption is restricted to sales associates only.

    Usage:

    Though he had worked in the mail room for years, Shane was confident that he'd eventually work his way up to bagel-eating status.
    • Beards 4 Kids
    • (n.) /bîrdz fôr kidz/
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    • A charitable organization that provides African children with canes and costume beards to protect them from becoming child soldiers.
    • beet
    • (n.) /bēt/
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    • A plant with a thick root, which is often yellow or red, that is capable of being processed into sugar and widely believed by Nazis to be irresistible to black people. (See: cat toy.)

    Usage:

    A very disappointed Nazi just left the house next door carrying a basket full of beets and cat toys. It would be sad if it weren't also so racist.
    • Big Dave Navarro
    • (n.) /big dāv näˈvärō/
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    • Khaleesis's husband in "Game of Thrones," A.K.A. Khal Drogos, A.K.A. a dude who's big like Hercules and pours molten gold all over people's heads. (See: Taiwan Lannisters, The Dinkles.)

    Usage:

    Sorry to interrupt, but can we take a minute to talk straight-up about how boss Big Dave Navarro looks riding on his steed?
    • Black Falcon
    • (n.) /blăk fălkĭn/
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    • The vaguely racist name all the other Power Falcons erroneously call the Green Falcon. (See: Green Falcon.)

    Usage:

    If you give orders to the Black Falcon, no one will complete them because he doesn’t exist.
    • black ice
    • (n.) /blak īs/
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    • An inclement weather condition that's either out to victimize otherwise innocent neighborhoods or merely the product of a flawed weather system, depending on whom you ask.

    Usage:

    Helen's dad always warns her to avoid neighborhoods known to have a "black ice problem," but he can be a little -- you know.
    • black Republican
    • (n.) /blak rəˈpəbləkən/
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    • A conservative African-American man whose interests include fiscal responsibility, brown leather jackets, wireframe glasses and dad jeans. (See: royally pissed.)
    • bowl of mosquitoes
    • (n.) /bōl əv məˈskēdōz/
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    • A classic soul food dish comprised of a pile of bloodsucking, swamp-dwelling insects served raw.
    • Bruce Willy
    • (n.) /bro͞os ˈwile/
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    • An action star with Liam Neesons-caliber skills who f**ked up a bunch of criminals like it was nothing in "Die Hard." (See: Liam Neesons.)

    Usage:

    Jason's doctor told him that if Bruce Willy and Liam Neesons ever appeared in a movie together, he couldn't see it because the excitement would make his heart explode.
    • bup bup bup bup
    • (v.) /bəp bəp bəp bəp/
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    • A bachelor party activity in which the groom-to-be has sex with a stripper while his groomsmen connect the dots A.K.A. Tinkertoy it A.K.A. f**k each other. (See: Armenian conveyor belt.)

    Usage:

    The bachelor party was going great until Greg got weirdly insistent about everybody bup bup bup bupping.