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    • half-caf, decaf mint mocha latte, foam on the bottom served in a flower vase with green food coloring
    • (n.) /haf kaf ˈdēkaf mint ˈmōkə ˈlätā, fōm ôn thə ˈbädəm, sərvd in ə ˈflou(ə)r vās with ɡrēn fo͞od ˈkələring/
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    • Andre 3000's coffee shop beverage of choice.

    Usage:

    We got a half-caf, decaf mint mocha latte, foam on the bottom, served in a flower vase with green food coloring on the bar for Jeff? Just kidding -- it's for Andre 3000.
    • Harriet Tubman
    • (n.) / hărēət tŭbmăn/
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    • Freed slave who led other slaves along the Underground Railroad, nimbly jumping and flipping over bales of hay along the way.

    Usage:

    The hardest part of traveling along the Underground Railroad was being quiet after seeing Harriet Tubman do a backflip.
    • High Horse
    • (n.) / hī hôrs /
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    • Name of the marijuana-smoking horse that lives in the same apartment as Honkers. (See: Honkers.)
    • high on potenuse
    • (n.) /hī än ˈpätno͞os /
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    • A joke conceived by Troy Morrison (without any help from anyone else) widely considered to be the best one ever written in which the longest side of a right triangle is conflated with the activity of consuming narcotics.

    Usage:

    I wish I was high on potenuse! [Entire room erupts in laughter.]
    • holy garbanzo beans
    • (interj.) /ˈhōlē ɡärˈbänzō bēnz/
    • An expression of surprise and delight uttered after catching a glimpse of an attractive nose bridge, ankle bone or other risque part of the anatomy.

    Usage:

    Holy garbanzo beans! Did you see the wrist meat on that stud?
    • Honkers
    • (n.) /honkərs/
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    • A goose that lays golden eggs and lives in a man’s apartment with High Horse. (See: High Horse.)

    Usage:

    Honkers can't join us to pitch our app that shows you TV schedules. He’s busy keeping his golden egg warm.
    • Hootie
    • (n.) /ˈho͞otē/
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    • A nonsense name associated with 90s rock band Hootie & the Blowfish, not to be confused with real man Darius Rucker (unless you want to hurt his feelings).

    Usage:

    They say that if you go backstage at a Darius Rucker concert, you can hear him weeping uncontrollably in his dressing room as he repeats "Hootie" over and over.