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    • f'poon
    • (n.) /fpo̅o̅n/
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    • A plastic utensil produced in Germany, which is a combination of a fork and spoon. Also called a spork.
    • fake-ass gangster
    • (n.) /fāk as ˈɡangstər/
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    • A troublesome neighborhood resident who uses cardboard cutout cars and licorice guns in an attempt to look like an actual criminal.

    Usage:

    That fake-ass gangster must be bored today, 'cause he's already done four "drive-bys" past Charlene's barbecue.
    • fireboard
    • (n.) /fīrbŏrd/
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    • A method of torture for terries who get froggy on a plane.

    Usage:

    If any terries get froggy, we will fireboard their ass.
    • flash mob
    • (n.) /flăsh mŏb/
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    • A choreographed group performance that breaks out seemingly by surprise in a public place. Under certain circumstances, it may be mistaken for a race war.

    Usage:

    A flash mob started doing “Thriller” in the courtyard, and that's when the shooting started.
    • fro-yo
    • (n.) /frōyō/
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    • A delicious frozen treat.

    Usage:

    I’m on a diet, so I’ll just have a fro-yo with eight pounds of chocolate chip cookie crumbles on top of it.
    • froggy
    • (adj.) /frŏgē/
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    • When terries on a plane bounce, boogie and bump.

    Usage:

    I hope the TSA agents are prepared to handle any froggy terries on this flight.
    • Fronthand Backhand
    • (n.) /'frənt ,hănd 'băk ,hand/
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    • A game in which one player chooses whether he/she would prefer to be smacked with the palm-facing or back-facing hand of the other player, and the other player then obliges the request.
    • Fudge
    • (n.) /fəj/
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    • A 350-pound running back for the West best known for bulldozing defensive linemen with his gargantuan weight.

    Usage:

    Wow! Did you see how hard that defensive tackle went down? He had Fudge all over him.