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    • cat toy
    • /kat toi/
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    • Any one of a variety of baubles used by a lay person to entertain felines and used by Nazis to test whether someone is a black person. (See: beet.)

    Usage:

    Those Nazis are persistent. I was able to resist the beet test, but couldn't help giving the cat toy a jangle -- and I'm not even black.
    • cevapi
    • (n.) /sĕvăpē/
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    • An Albanian dish traditionally containing cottage cheese, diced onions, red pepper and grilled meat; often mistakenly confused with the Macedonian dish kebapi.

    Usage:

    I can't tell the difference between this cevapi and wet garbage.
    • continental breakfast
    • (n.) /kŏntĭnĕntăl brĕkfăst/
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    • The free meal at a hotel every morning from six to ten, which comes complete with tiny plums and delectable doughnut pits.

    Usage:

    This continental breakfast is a cornucopia of deliciousness unparalleled by any other free hotel meal.
    • country music
    • (n.) /ˈkəntrē ˈmyo͞ozik/
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    • A musical genre popular in rural America that focuses on nostalgia and small-town values -- and is also super racist.

    Usage:

    On a scale of one to racist, country music is pretty racist.
    • crispy socks
    • (n.) /krĭspē sŏks/
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    • Socks that MC Mom found in her son Carl’s room that are stiff despite (or rather, because of) his excessive personal lotion use. (See: MC Mom.)

    Usage:

    Carl has spent a lot of time alone recently, which could account for why his laundry is full of crispy socks.