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    • magical Negro
    • (n.) /ˈmajək(ə)l ˈnēɡrō/
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    • An older black man typically employed in a service job who dispenses uncannily applicable wisdom to white guys going through personal crises.
    • marbles
    • (n.) /mărb’ls/
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    • Distractingly beautiful glass balls that would feel incredible in your mouth.

    Usage:

    I wasn't listening. I was too focused on these beautiful marbles and what they might feel like on my tongue.
    • MC Mom
    • (n.) / ĕmsē mŏm/
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    • The rap name Carl's mother uses in the music video she makes for him about the stuff he left back at home when he went away to college.
    • Melly Gibsons
    • (n.) /mĕlē gĭbsŏns/
    • Star of "Lethal Weapon 2," "Conspiracy Theories" and "The Patriot," who is still kind of the s**t despite being racist.

    Usage:

    Melly Gibsons may have yelled slurs at a cop, but he was great when he fought England on a horse in that movie.
    • Mitt Romney
    • (n.) /mĭt rŏm'nē/
    • The 2012 Republican presidential candidate who wanted to give tax breaks to millionaires and once strapped a dog to the top of his car. Called the "boringest, whitest man alive today" by President Obama's anger translator. He never really stood a chance.

    Usage:

    It’s hard to tell if Mitt Romney or a human-sized Saltine on the Republican ticket in 2012.
    • motherjammer
    • (n.) /ˈməthərˌjamər/
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    • Anyone exhibiting an intent to get froggy, especially (but not limited to) terries. (See: terries, froggy.)

    Usage:

    Regardless of your political affiliation, one thing we can all agree on is that motherjammers deserve to get draxxed sklounst.