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    • Negraph
    • (n.) /ˈnēgrăf/
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    • A smartphone app that determines whether or not you can drop the N-word in any situation.

    Usage:

    Even when I’m singing along to rap lyrics in my car, my Negraph reminds me that I can never say the N-word because I’m not black.
    • Negrotown
    • (n.) /ˈnēɡrōˌtoun/
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    • An imaginary place where African Americans can live their lives free of the race-based harassment that occurs in the real world.

    Usage:

    In Negrotown, the cabs actually stop for black people.
    • Neil deGrasse Tyson
    • (n.) /nēl dəˈgras ˈtīsən/
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    • A know-it-all scientist who uses physics and cosmology as excuses to get himself out of his daily responsibilities.

    Usage:

    It was Neil deGrasse Tyson's turn to clean up after dinner tonight, but you know he started talking about gravitational waves and s**t the second I brought it up.
    • no
    • (interj.) /nō/
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    • 1. Used to express a negative preference or a negation.2. Occasionally makes things blow up when spoken out loud.

    Usage:

    Harold has decided to say yes to life, mainly because horrific things happen when he says no.
    • nooice
    • (interj.) /nōēs/
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    • Used to express approval of a dance move or turn of events, especially while observing a breakdancing circle.