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    • Gafilta Fresh
    • (n.) /gă'fĭl'tə frĕsh/
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    • One half of the number one bar and bat mitzvah DJ/party motivation team in Nassau County. Competitors include The Bat Mizzles and Oys to Men. (See: Dr. Dreidel.)
    • Galileroy
    • (n.) /ˌɡaləˈlēroi/
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    • The pimp who employed Mary Magdalene and was ultimately edited out of the Bible.
    • God Drug
    • (n.) /gŏd drŭg/
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    • A terrifying crystal drug also known as Slayer, Cutty Cutty, Elmo, Long Island Brain Slice and many other names that you tuck under your eyelid to see God.

    Usage:

    The God Drug makes you poop out of your mouth, which means the high must be incredible.
    • Green Falcon
    • (n.) /grēn fălkĭn/
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    • The actual name of the Power Falcon whose plane and uniform are green, although he happens to be a black man. Is often referred to as the Black Falcon. (See: Black Falcon.)

    Usage:

    No one ever calls the Green Falcon by his name; they always just call him Black Falcon.
    • Gremlins 2: The New Batch
    • (n.) /ˈɡremlənz to͞o thē ˈnü ˈbach/
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    • The 1990 sequel to the 1984 classic film featuring a brainy gremlin, a spider gremlin, a bat gremlin, a female gremlin, a googly-eyed gremlin, an electricity gremlin and Hulk Hogan. Referred to within the film industry as "G2." (See: Star Magic Jackson Jr.)

    Usage:

    Academics and critics have long argued whether "Gremlins 2: The New Batch" is the worst best movie, the best worst movie or the worst worst movie of all time.
    • gristledick
    • (n.) /ˈɡrisəldik/
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    • A rare medical condition in which the penis is chopped up in eight or more pieces, causing pee to come out of one side and poop to come out of the other side.

    Usage:

    In the most severe cases of gristledick, urination causes pee to arc directly into the patient's mouth. It's truly tragic to witness.