-Please welcome Hannibal Buress!
-♪ -(cheering, applause)
-What's up, man?-Hey...! What's up, Hannibal?
-How's it going?-How you doing, man?
-Doing all right.-You're looking good.
You're looking, uh,you're looking healthy, man.
I'm not healthy at all, man.
-(laughter)-I've been trying to get healthy
for the past few years--I just fall...
I'm not...I'm turning 33 tomorrow.
-Oh, you're serious?-Yeah.
-(cheering)-No, it's not...
I'm not in good shape.
-Happy before birthday.-Thank you, man. I appre...
-33 is young.-I'm happy to be doing this.
You look heal... What doyou mean you're not healthy?
On Sunday, I laughed hard,
and my body crampedin three places.
And it was a cramp over hereand two over here,
and so I was tryingto stretch them out,
but since they wereon opposite sides...
when I would go on this side,they would aggravate each other,
and I was just a see-sawof destruction.
-It was bad. It sucked.-Oh, man. Cramping.
Cramping at 33.Is it the road life?
-Is that what it is?-Road life and irresponsibility.
Poor eating, drinking,a lot of things.
I need to takea daily vitamin, probably,
and I need to get backoff my ex-girlfriend.
I like thatyou've narrowed it down.
-Yep.-Got it down to the key things.
I know the thingsI need to do--
-I just don't do them.-That's everyone, though.
-Is it?-That's health. That's life.
You got to work out,you got to eat well.
-Yeah. -We know the things,but we don't do them.
We don't do them.Things you do do, though,
-is, uh, you do comedy, man,you do comedy. -Do comedy.
-You were in South Africarecently. -Yeah.
Why were you fightingwith the media?
I wasn't fightingwith the media.
The show...my South African show...
-went horribly. Uh...-(laughter)
Which is, if showsgo poorly sometimes,
it just sucks when you fly15 hours for a show to suck.
You're like, "No, that wasa long way to go to do poorly."
You know what's weird is,it didn't suck.
-This was the strange thing.-Yeah.
-Some of the reportersin South Africa -Yeah.
-didn't think you werea comedian, -Yeah.
they-- no, not in a bad way;let me explain this.
They... they thoughtthat you were, like,
a man who speaks outagainst rape.
-(laughter)-'Cause of the Bill Cosby thing.
-So they just thought...-So some people were just, like,
they were, like,Hannibal Buress,
and then the first thingthat pops up
-is obviously the thing,-Yeah.
and then they were like,"Oh, so now he's into comedy?"
they thought you were, like,just doing a show,
-Yeah. -so, like, some peoplethat came to the show,
they were like, "Oh, yeah,we heard about this guy."
So some people were there towatch you give, like, a speech
about Quaaludes and stuff.
You need to get ridof those things on Google, man.
-Yep. How do you do that?-You can.
I think you can,like, write to Google
-and say, "Hey, no more."-All right.
-Hey, Google, stop that.-That's how it works.
Uh, Broad City. Very funny.That's coming back again.
-Yeah, man! -Yeah.-(cheering, applause, whistling)
We're gonna see you, uh...
I also saw you in Daddy's Home.
-That was funny. -Yeah,I was in Daddy's Home, yeah.
Are you ever gonna,like, run in a movie?
-Uh...-No, 'cause, like, you play,
like, a very chill-- I mean,you are very chilled out.
But do you ever thinkyou're gonna be, like,
one of those guys whoswitch over to, like, action?
I would like to.I think somebody's waiting
to give me an action movie--they're just saying,
-"Nah, he's too fat now.-(laughter)
"It's not time. Let's wait.
"Let's see if he can...if he can do it,
and then we'll..."I think there's a offer waiting,
-and it's just not time yet.-It's not time for you to do it.
Yeah. I want to do...I think I want to have my, uh,
Chris Pratt transformation.
"Holy (bleep)!He's skinny now!"
And chicks are like,"Oh (bleep)!"
Everything changed for him.
-Let's talk about the specialreal quick. -Yeah.
Comedy Camisado. Last time I met you,
you were talking abouthow you wanted to tour it out.
You were like, "I don't wantto release the special
-Yeah. -until it's ready,I want to have fun with it."
-So now it's ready.-It's ready. Yeah. It's ready.
Everyone waits for you--you know that Hannibal is, like,
that dude,you are that dude in comedy.
-Everyone talks about you...-I'm one of the dudes.
There's a few...I'm one of the dudes.
I'm the top dude named Hannibal.
-(laughter) -There'sone other Hannibal in comedy.
He tried to open for me.I was like, "Nah, man."
-(laughter) -Have you seriouslymet another Hannibal?
Haven't met him,but I talked with him online.
It's this guy named Hannibalin the Bay Area.
I was like,"You seem like a nice guy,
but I'm not tryingto split the vote."
Who wou you vote for?I mean...
let's make it, let's make itof the Republican guys.
-Yeah. -I mean, there's a guywho you remind me of.
-Yeah, it's tough not...-(laughter)
And yeah, I know I sharea lot of the same politics
with Marco Rubio, and...
so I get what you're saying.
Yeah, man, Ben Carsonlooks too much like my dad,
and I don't like...it's weird when he says...
when he says dumb stuff.
Also, he talks like mea little bit sometimes!
Oh, you notice that now?
-Oh, man.-He talks like me sometimes.
I'm like, yo, has he been...have I been watching him,
or has he been watching me?
-What's been going on here?-Oh, man, Hannibal,
so much funhaving you here, man.
-Thank you very much.-Thanks for having me, man.
Comedy Camisado will be available on Netflix,
uh, Netflix on Friday.
Broad City returns toComedy Central on February 17.
Hannibal Buress, everybody!
-♪ -(cheering, applause)