For more perspective on this,
and on how the racemight play out,
we're joined by an expert
on brutal political campaigns,everybody!
I bring dire newsfrom the stronghold
of Indiana and the Midwesteros,
for it seems none nowcan stop the ascent
of the mad king,a man with neither honor
nor volume control,who, with his infinite treasure
and band of villainous advisors,
threatens to take the throne.
Heed you this warning, friends,
for the prophecy speaksof a feted, orange fire
that consumes all it touches
and burns the land itselfto ash.
Good God, is...is there nothing good
that can come of this?
Well, on the bright side,we'll get to see lots of boobs.
-(laughter, whooping)-Okay, I'm in.