Kevin Hart - Touring the World with a Rock-Star Body

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"Ride Along 2" star Kevin Hart explains why he's a mitch (male bitch) and discusses performing in front of 53,000 people during his "What Now" comedy tour. (5:47)

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MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A VERYFUNNY COMEDIAN WHO IS

CURRENTLY ON HIS WHAT NOWCOMEDY TOUR.

THE TOUR WILL GOINTERNATIONAL BEGINNING IN

JANUARY.

HIS NEW FILM "RIDE ALONG 2" WILLBE OUT IN JANUARY.

PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN HART!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> HOW ARE YOU?

HELLO!

HELLO!

THANK YOU.

I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT, MAN.

>> Trevor: YOU BROUGHT ME AGIFT.

>> YES, I'M A CLASSY GUY.

THIS IS YOUR FIRST SHOW,KICK IT OFF WITH A BANG.

>> OPEN IT UP, IT'S A NICEGIFT, OPEN IT IT'S A NICE

GIFT.

>> Trevor: NO ONE HAS EVERBROUGHT ME A GIFT.

>> OPEN IT UP!

RIP IT UP!

OPEN IT LIKE YOU'RE NOT FROMTHE STATES.

RIP IT OPEN, THERE, YOU GO.

>> Trevor: TIES?

>> THOSE ARE TIES, MAN.

GOT YOU SOME TIES.

I BET YOU WILL WEAR A LOT OFSUITS, YOU WILL NEED SOME

TIES.

I GOT YOU GUY TIES, THAT ISA THOUGHTFUL GIFLT.

I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL GOOD.

I EXPECTED A BIGGERREACTION.

WHATEVER.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD GIVE MEA LOT MORE THAN WHAT YOU

GAVE, IT'S OKAY.

>> Trevor: THANK YOU, KEVIN.

>> I THOUGHT YOU WAS GOINGTO DANCE OR SOMETHING.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

>> Trevor: YEAH!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEINGHERE.

>> THANK YOU, MAN, THANK YOUFOR HAVING ME.

>> Trevor: THIS IS EXCITING.

YOU KNOW IT'S WEIRD FOR ME,I FELL IN LOVE WITH REAL

HUSBANDS OF HOLLYWOOD.

>> THANK YOU, MAN.

>> Trevor: AND THEN THEN NOWIT'S LIKE, ARE YOU STILL A

MITCH?

>> AM I STILL A MITCH?

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, AMITCH IS A MALE TERM FOR A

BITCH.

I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU GUYSKNEW IT OR NOT.

YES, OF COURSE I AM.

MAN.

I HAVE A LOT OF MITCH WAYSTHAT ARE STILL WITH ME THAT

I DON'T PLAN ON GETTING RIDOF ANY TIME SOON.

SO YES, I AM VERY MUCH AMALE BITCH, YES, ME, YES.

>> Trevor: YOU YOU ARE ACOMEDIC ROCK STAR, THAT IS

WHAT YOU ARE.

I SEE YOU ON INSTAGRAM,DOING CRAZY PUSH-UPS, ALL

RIPPED UP.

YOUR--

>> MY BODY LOOKS AMAZING.

>> YEAH, YOUR BODY LOOKSAMAZING AND YOU ARE AND

ACTION STAR, RIDE ALONG.

THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME, ISAW YOU HYPING IT BUT I

DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD BECOMEAN ACTION STAR.

>> YES, I'M A FIRM BELIEVERI CAN DO WHATEVER I PUT MY

MIND TO.

I THINK COMEDY IS SOMETHINGTHAT OPENED UP A LOT OF

DOORS.

AND THOSE DOORS THAT ICHOSE TO WALK THROUGH WERE

JOYOUS.

I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD, I GETTO GO ON ACTION MOVIES.

OH MY GOD, I GET TO DOCOMEDY, DRAMA.

>> Trevor: THE HEIGHT THINGWAS ALWAYS MY CONCERN.

>> I DON'T KNOW-- I HAVE NOIDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING

ABOUT.

HEIGHT, HEIGHT IS APERCEPTION.

IT'S WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.

I DON'T-- I DON'T BELIEVE IT,YOU KNOW.

I DON'T EVER BELIEVE IT--SOMEBODY IT TOLD ME ONE DAY

YOU ARE A LOT SMALLER THAN ITHOUGHT YOU WERE.

THAT MEANS IS YOU ARETHINKING WRONG, YOU KNOW.

THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM,THAT'S YOUR PROBLEMS.

>> Trevor: IT'S NOT APROBLEM BECAUSE ARE YOU

GOING ALL OVER THE WORLD.

THE WHAT NOW, THAT ISINSANE.

COMIC TO COMIC -- PERFORMINGIN FRONT OF 54,000.

>> 53,000, I FILLED OUT AFOOTBALL STADIUM IN

PHILADELPHIA, THE FIRSTCOMEDIAN TO EVER DO IT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THANK YOU.

>> Trevor: HOW DO YOU TELL AJOKE.

I PERFORMED TO 53,000PEOPLE-- HOW DO YOU TELL A

JOKE IN A CROWD THAT BIG.

>> IT'S THE SAME AS ARE YOUDOING TODAY.

I THINK ANY ENVIRONMENT YOUPUT YOURSELF IN AS A

COMEDIAN IS YOUR JOB TO MAKETHAT ENVIRONMENT INTIMATE AS

POSSIBLE.

I'M A STORY TELLER, I PAINTPICTURES.

WHEN YOU LOOK AT THESEPICTURES AND YOU GRASP WHAT

I'M SAYING YOU FIND YOURSELFRELATING TO THEM.

SO REGARDLESS OF THEAUDIENCE OF 5,000, 10,000 OR

53,000, MY MESSAGE IS STILLTHE SAME.

I THINK THAT'S WHAT MAKES MEUNIQUE.

LET'S STOP FOR A SECOND ANDADDRESS HOW WELL-SPOKEN THAT

THING WAS.

>> Trevor: THAT SOUNDED LIKE AMOTIVATIONAL SPEECH.

KEVIN HART IS RUNNING FORPRESIDENT.

>> THAT WAS INSANE, I WASLIKE WOW, THIS IS REALLY

GOING GOOD.

>> Trevor: THAT WAS NICE,YOU WERE WAITING FOR IT TO

STOP AND IT NEVER STOPPED.

IT KEPT ON GOING.

>> I WAS, LIKE I'M PULLINGTHIS OUT OF MY ASS AND ITS'S

WORKING.

>> Trevor: LET'S TALK ABOUTTHE TOUR.

YOU ARE GOING INTERNATIONAL.

YOU'RE GOING EVERYWHERE,INCLUDING SOUTH AFRICA.

>> YEAH, JOHANNESBURG,CAPETOWN, DURBIN.

>> Trevor: FIRST TIME.

>> MY FIRST TIME.

>> Trevor: ARE YOU EXCITED?

>> VERY EXCITED.

>> Trevor: TOURING THE WORLD,MAKING MOVIES WITH A ROCK

STAR BODY AS WELL.

>> YES, SIR, YEAH.

>> Trevor: REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

>> HAVE YOU SEEN MY PANTS?

CAN YOU GET THIS, MY PANTS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST STARTEDWEARING THESE.

>> Trevor: A ROCK STARCOMEDIAN AND THE STRIPES.

MAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FORCOMING.

I APPRECIATE YOU.

I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU STANDFOR.

I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU AREDOING OUT THERE.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FORME, AND THIS IS ONE THING I

WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUTBEFORE YOU LEAVE IS WHY THE

RUNNING?

>> WHY IS THAT SO IMPORTANTTO YOU, THE WORKING OUT?

>> I'M BIG ON HEALTH, MAN.

I FEEL LIKE I PUT A MAJORDEMAND ON MY BODY SO I NEED

MY BODY TO RESPOND.

>> WHY DO YOU MAKE EVERYONERUN WITH YOU?

>> HERE IS WHAT I HAVELEARNED, I HAVE LEARNED THAT

I HAVE A PLATFORM WHERE ICAN MOTIVATE AND INSPIRE.

AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DOTHAT THAN RUNNING.

RUNNING IS SOMETHING THATEVERYBODY CAN DO AROUND THE

WORLD REGARDLESS OF RACE,SHAPE OR SIZE, YOU CAN ALL

DO IT TOGETHER.

BRINGS YOU CLOSER TOGETHER.

I HAVE DONE A GREAT JOBDOING IT.

THESE RUNS NOW GOT TO APOINT WHERE I HAVE GOT 5 TO

7,000 PEOPLE OUT RUNNING 5Ks WITH ME AND IT WILL GET

GLOBAL, BIGGER AND BETTER.

IT WILL GET GLOBAL.

>> Trevor: THANK YOU VERYMUCH.

THE WHAT NOW TOUR KICKS OFFINTERNATIONALLY ON JANUARY

28TH IN MANCHESTER, ENGLAND.

RIDE ALONG 2 IS IN THEATERSJANUARY 15th.

KEVIN HART, EVERYONE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)