Exclusive - Keep It 100 - Who Will Paul Scheer Eat?

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Paul Scheer decides which of his former "Human Giant" co-stars to eat while stranded on a desert island. (1:30)

- Alright I'm here with PaulScheer it's time for the game

that I call keep it 100.

Keep it one hunny.

- [Paul] Aw man.

- Paul you know how it works,

keep your answer 100% real,

you get one of theselovely stickers.

- I know, I cannot wait.

- [Larry] You getthe weak tea right?

- All right.

- [Larry] That's how it works.

- Cuz I'm already nervous.

- [Larry] Alright, no no, no.

- But for the web, I don'thave to be that nervous.

- Yeah, this was reallyfun though, okay.

So you started in the sketchshow, Human Giant, alongside

Aziz Ansari and Rob Huebel.

- Yeah.

- Right, two very funny guys.

- Very funny guys.- [Larry] Right.

(audience cheers and applauds)

- Now you'reproducing a new show

called Filthy Preppy Teen$,

everybody make sureyou check that out.

It's about rich kidswho are lost at sea.

- Yes

- Okay, veryinteresting, I like it.

(laughing)

Okay, so now in a momentof life imitating art,

- Yeah.

- you suddenly find yourselfshipwrecked and stranded

on a desert islandwith Aziz Ansari

- Okay.

- [Larry] and Rob Huebel.

- Right.

- After four weeksyou all realize

you're gonna starve to deathunless you eat someone.

It's your decision onwho's gonna be eaten.

- Huebel.

- [Larry] Who's gonna be dinner?

Huebel goes down?

- Yeah, he's a meatier guy.

Aziz is a small little guy,

how much food am Igonna get off Aziz?

That's like eating a cornishgame hen or a turkey,

you gotta go to the turkey.

(audience laughing)

- That was pretty quick,you gave that answer.

(audience cheering and clapping)

I gotta give it to him.

- I mean I'm notlooking forward to it,

but I'm dying and Igotta eat my meat.

- I just, I thought youmight go for the dark meat,

for sure.

(laughing)

(cheering drowns out speaker)Paul Scheer, everybody.

Is that wrong, something wrong?

It's tasty!

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