A statuesque frame, rippling muscles, and proficiency with the ladies are only a fraction of what Adam has to offer, including his self-proclaimed animal magnetism, which allows him to gregariously skate through life. Adam’s a dim bulb, but his gift of gab makes him a born salesman and he actually likes his job because he’s good at it. He never prepares. Strictly instinct. Which sometimes works out and always leaves people in his wake. Overall, he’s someone you’d want to work with, not because you can trust him—you can’t—but because he’s probably got a sixer of Rolling Rock on his desk.