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Anders Holmvik

Anders has the body of an almost-Olympic swimmer, and the ambition to someday become City Councilman. Despite his commitment to the rap game and his affinity for Jamie Foxx, Anders yearns to be taken seriously in the office, evidenced by his willingness to appease Alice and his brief stint as Senior Sales Associate. Yet his assiduous work ethic fails to hide the fact that he’s a tactless dick, and is down to party just as hard as Blake and Adam. He can be seen cruising in the Vo’, or patrolling the streets on his recumbent bike as the neighborhood watch, but someday hopes to achieve the American Dream: to drive an Escalade and own a state of the art Panini press.

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