More than 2,000 singles use a doomsday dating site, and a tsunami scare brings urgent advertising.
Tags: end of the world of the week, doomsday, international affairs, men/women, apocalypse/doomsday, dating, thailand, internet, stephen's products, natural disasters, earthquakes, tsunamis, kfc, fast food, business, apologies, photos, cannibalism, colbertisms, mongering, future, poop & pee, advertising
CNBC's Larry Kudlow knows that there are profits to be made in Japan's darkest hour.
Tags: bears & balls, big red button, under the desk, japan, earthquakes, tsunamis, natural disasters, money, economy, stocks, apologies, twitter, food, international affairs, movies, kids, appearances, gambling, jimmy fallon, friends, donorschoose.org, charity, art, education, school, shortages, ethics
Stephen covers the news about Japan, Libya and the 2012 presidential race all at once.
Nancy Grace argues with Bernie Rayno, and Steve Harrigan trades reporter snaps with Nic Robertson.
Tags: 24-hour news, nancy grace, bernie rayno, steve harrigan, nic robertson, john oliver, cnn, fox news, libya, muammar al-gaddafi, media, weather, nuclear, japan, earthquakes, tsunamis, natural disasters, mongering, science, magic, costumes, wars, missiles, international affairs, my mistake, intro, richard lewis, fights
Californians soil their yoga mats about drifting radiation from Japan's nuclear meltdown.
If America fights one more Muslim nation, it gets a free foot-long shawarma.
Tags: japan, libya, middle east, muammar al-gaddafi, mike mullen, barack obama, ronald reagan, earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear, volcanoes, natural disasters, robots, missiles, wars, dictators, history, mental health, facial hair, photos, international affairs
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