Stephen keeps random objects under his desk, including his secret prisoner Homer.
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The televangelist says that women should be less slatternly if they want their husbands' attention.
Curiosity rover tweets from Mars, and Ann Romney loves women.
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China goes after Greenland's rare earth metals, and a bishop consecrates the North Pole to Russia.
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Hurricane Isaac delays the Republican National Convention, but are homosexuals to blame?
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Pat Robertson gets the age-defying munchies, and Muslim-American TV proves militantly boring.
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Pat Robertson reveals the word of God, and Stephen obeys it.
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Pat Robertson, aka "that crazy f**kin' guy," tells Republicans to moderate their rhetoric.
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Coming soon: the Best F#@king News Team Ever commemorates the day America started to forget.
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Roombas can clean a house for 10 hours because they're tweaking on the high-speed chicken feed.
Bob McDonnell issues an anti-discrimination policy that doesn't protect gay Virginians.
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