Bill Clinton is like your mom.
dan rosen, two drink minimum, bill clinton, george h.w. bush, ronald reagan, food, ross perot, money, texas, david koresh, jesus, religion, international affairs, news & politics
A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.
dan rosen, two drink minimum, terrorism, iraq, wars, news & politics, george h.w. bush, animals, weapons, wmds
Someone needs to put an end to the car war between Japan and America.
dan rosen, the a-list, japan, america, international affairs, george h.w. bush, drugs, movies, wars, news & politics, cars/trucks, diplomacy, military
It sucks when you're stuck a mile back and don't know what's happening.
dan rosen, the a-list, shopping, parents, driving, death, movies, amish
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
dan rosen, the a-list, saddam hussein, terrorism, new york city, movies, america, shopping, international affairs, news & politics
The war conveniently ended right before baseball season started.
dan rosen, the a-list, sports, wars, news & politics, baseball, international affairs, persian gulf war, iraq, olympics, impressions
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