Michelle Wolf pleads with England, and the comedians on @midnight brainstorm new TED talks.
Tags: speedround, menstrual cycle, ted cruz, vampires, michelle wolf, donald trump, elections, england, revolutionary war, hari kondabolu, woody allen, bill cosby, sexual assault, james adomian, hulk hogan
The comics list animals destined to go viral and commemorate the doomsday-signaling Blood Moon.
Tags: rapid refresh, ron funches, sara schaefer, jesse joyce, animals, internet, food, oral sex, sex, apocalypse/doomsday, the moon, space, conspiracies, religion, christian, menstrual cycle, vampires, monsters
Andy Daly reads a poem written by his character, a cowboy poet who is hypervigilant about monsters.
Kristin Bauer van Straten asks the comics to guess which "True Blood" item is the most popular.
Republican incumbent Ted Yoho competes against a role-playing vampire for Florida's 3rd District.
Does a Florida congressional candidate role-play as a werewolf, vampire or cross-dressing zombie?
Senator Lindsey Graham's demand for answers on Benghazi threatens President Obama's team of rivals.
Tags: lindsey graham, chuck hagel, trials/hearings, benghazi, barack obama, movies, abraham lincoln, leon panetta, vampires, monsters, weapons, the south, impressions, literary references, facial hair, lying
A German study says anger leads to longevity while the blood of the young improves memory.
Tags: cheating death, dr. stephen t. colbert dfa, vacsa, prescott group, aging, science, mental health, rage, rush limbaugh, drugs, international affairs, health, kids, vampires, germany, nazi, death, interns, demonstrations, gross-out, jimmy
Congress is getting dumber, and Regina Spektor speaks about Stephen in Russian.
Tags: year in review, exclusives, mashups, congress, speeches, education, regina spektor, russian, vatican, sex, dalai lama, cher, gregg allman, steve coll, africa, asian, mexican, frank deford, basketball, abraham lincoln, vampires, antonin scalia, aaron sorkin, constitution, neil patrick harris, martin sheen, lgbt, technology
Madame Tussauds reveals Stephen's immortal waxy essence.
Tags: celebrities, lookin' good, portrait, george washington, technology, facial hair, vampires, monsters, supernatural, kids, franklin delano roosevelt, abraham lincoln, ronald reagan, future, apologies, scouts, global warming, environment, tiger woods
Stephen Colbert faces the election semi-blind and covered in placenta.
Tags: stephen colbert, elections, voting, indecision 2012, democalypse 2012, campaigns, candidates, florida, virginia, tim kaine, republicans, democrats, congress, chris christie, health, kids, growing up, monsters, vampires
John Hodgman defends the young, sexy "Twilight" vampires against craven Paul Ryan comparisons.
Tags: john hodgman, vampires, twilight, paul ryan, monsters, literary references, baseball, sports, growing up, movies, sexual advances, lookin' good, fans, teens, mythology, supernatural, robert pattinson
John Hodgman views Mitt Romney's and Paul Ryan's budget proposals with his "Twilight" heart and gut.
Tags: john hodgman, twilight, mitt romney, paul ryan, republicans, supernatural, wealth, media, vampires, democalypse 2012, indecision 2012, candidates, campaigns, taxes, conservative, fox news, movies, medicare, pundits
Mitt Romney and Barack Obama compete for the love of an underage woman named America.
Tags: fans, vampires, movies, twilight, monsters, paul ryan, debt, money, barack obama, mitt romney, bush administration, candidates, campaigns, elections, costumes, democalypse 2012, indecision 2012, olympics, twitter, misty may-treanor, teens, congress, aging, republicans, robert pattinson, eyesight
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