Stephen keeps random objects under his desk, including his secret prisoner Homer.
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The televangelist says that women should be less slatternly if they want their husbands' attention.
Memoto makes tiny wearable cameras, and Mitt Romney changes Billy Graham's cult views on Mormonism.
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Charles Krauthammer knocks Bill Clinton's speech, and voters say the U.S. was better off in 2008.
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Hurricane Isaac delays the Republican National Convention, but are homosexuals to blame?
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Pat Robertson reveals the word of God, and Stephen obeys it.
Tags: pat robertson, televangelism, god, christian, religion, appearances, under the desk, costumes, prayer hat, giant foam hands, animals, food, nuclear, quetzalcoatl, jimmy, economy, the 700 club, barack obama, jon huntsman, toys & games, indecision, indecision 2012, candidates, future
Tim Pawlenty may shoot sparks out of his butt, and the military bans farting in Afghanistan.
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Hurricanes have that hole in the middle because they're God's megaphone.
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Daniel brings The Angry Black Preacher back to the pulpit.
If you feel alone, call the operator and she will listen to you for a 45-minute session.
Stephen calls on every Jewish member of the television academy to beg for his forgiveness.
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