The comics create #LesserNYLandmarks, develop #ElderlyVideoGames, define #NYCIn3Words and #RuinAComedian.
Tags: hashtag wars, jim norton, exclusives, kurt metzger, jesse joyce, hari kondabolu, bridget everett, kyle kinane, jeff ross, jim gaffigan, michael ian black, nikki glaser, john mulaney, judah friedlander, stephen colbert, the colbert report, new york city, william shakespeare, senior citizens, video games, poop & pee, death, travel
Stephen Colbert challenges the comedians to describe The Big Apple in just three words.
Stephen tries to convince Jon to do his show for him.
Stephen Colbert makes plans to hit the road with a mouse and a one-eyed prostitute.
With the help of Trevor Potter, Stephen Colbert and Jon ordinate without coordinating.
Tags: stephen colbert, appearances, colbert super pac, trevor potter, money, prison, crime, the colbert report, simulations, parody, dancing, songs, lawyers, laws, phone calls, advertising, mitt romney, murder, herman cain, food, performances, indecision, indecision 2012, campaigns, american idol
Herman Cain explains that his Libya gaffe was nothing more than a pause.
The Colbert Report was adapted from a 30 second fake commercial on The Daily Show.
Tags: the colbert report, interviews, new york comedy festival, the daily show, media, barry julien, peter grosz, max werner, peter gwinn, jay katsir, michael brumm, frank lesser, opus moreschi, meredith scardino, eric drysdale
Jon can't attend Stephen's March to Keep Fear Alive because he has something scheduled for that day.
A Pekingese wins the world record for the longest tongue.
Tags: moment of zen, earth (the book), books, rally to restore sanity, march to keep fear alive, stephen colbert, the colbert report, mongering, competitions, twitter, oprah winfrey, neil cavuto, dogs, world records
Go to Washington, D.C. for the Rally to Restore Sanity on October 30th.
Rational people will gather on the National Mall on October 30th because that makes the most sense.
Tags: rally to restore sanity, stephen colbert, march to keep fear alive, the colbert report, mongering, america, washington dc, slogans, protests, competitions, 24-hour news, media, phone calls, martin luther king jr., photos, facial hair, intro, bill clinton, appearances, conspiracies, mental health, audience interaction, rally live
Jon's taste of the glory he's about to unveil will satisfy Stephen's curiosity and crush his spirit.
Tags: daily/colbert, stephen colbert, the colbert report, moment of zen, abraham lincoln, time travel, movies, rally to restore sanity, march to keep fear alive, competitions, science, rally live, monkeys
Jon wants Stephen Colbert to know what kind of announcement he's up against with a brain camera zoom.
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