The media hypes Rand Paul's potential candidacy, and Chris Matthews predicts nominees for a living.
Stephen speculates that Rafalca will be Mitt Romney's running mate, and is relieved that Mitt announces Paul Ryan for president.
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Fox News develops more symptoms of Baracktose intolerance.
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Sean Hannity re-reveals a 2007 video of Barack Obama addressing a black audience in New Orleans.
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President Obama's soaring rhetoric reminds America that flying comes with inherent risks.
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Every time the Republicans have a convention, it's like the Democrats have to have one, too.
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The Best F#@king News Team Ever searches for a punchy 2012 Obama campaign slogan.
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Daily Beast editor Andrew Sullivan talks about the recession, Barack Obama and gay marriage.
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A reporter monitors Mitt Romney's hardware errands, and Wikipedia page edits predict VP choices.
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Dick Cheney picks an old man fight with John McCain over Sarah Palin's competence as a running mate.
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A National Geographic poll says Barack Obama will handle an alien invasion better than Mitt Romney.
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Olivia Wilde discusses her role in "People Like Us" and accepts Stephen's acting challenge.
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Kristen Schaal personalizes the Obama campaign's Life of Julia women's issues app.
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Barack Obama performs a student loan slow jam on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
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Rick Santorum's GOP presidential campaign is winning in reverse.
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P.K. Winsome thinks you can never do enough or give enough to not seem racist.
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Sarah Palin urges Republicans to insist on a rigorous vetting process.
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