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Good thing they decided to call them Honey Nut Cheerios and not Teeny Tiny Buttholes.
Eugene Mirman can't find an all-night, five star dining situation in Pennsylvania.
The straw that broke it for Mary Lynn Rajskub was the day she had to wait on John Corbett.
Doug Benson sits like a gentleman in strip clubs.
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