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John Hodgman defends the young, sexy "Twilight" vampires against craven Paul Ryan comparisons.
Tags: john hodgman, vampires, twilight, paul ryan, monsters, literary references, baseball, sports, growing up, movies, sexual advances, lookin' good, fans, teens, mythology, supernatural, robert pattinson
Mitt Romney and Barack Obama compete for the love of an underage woman named America.
Tags: fans, vampires, movies, twilight, monsters, paul ryan, debt, money, barack obama, mitt romney, bush administration, candidates, campaigns, elections, costumes, democalypse 2012, indecision 2012, olympics, twitter, misty may-treanor, teens, congress, aging, republicans, robert pattinson, eyesight
Beach volleyball legend Misty May-Treanor reflects on her gold medals and long Olympic career.
Tags: misty may-treanor, interviews, sports, olympics, volleyball, international affairs, america, men/women, partying, sex, shortages, retirement, laws, family, feminism, birth control, kids, robert pattinson
Mitt Romney selects Paul Ryan for VP and has his son break the news to Rob Portman and Tim Pawlenty.
Tags: paul ryan, mitt romney, candidates, elections, my mistake, house of representatives, republicans, taxes, government, medicare, social security, senior citizens, speeches, phone calls, dressage, tim pawlenty, rob portman, chris christie, tina fey, photos, cracks up, lookin' good, indecision 2012, robert pattinson
"Cosmopolis" star Robert Pattinson shares a message with concerned "Twilight" fans.
Tags: interviews, fans, dating, breaking up, junk food, ben & jerry's, celebrities, internet, technology, twitter, health, weight/obesity, dieting, money, time travel, drugs, challenges, growing up, limos, lsd, movies, robert pattinson
Mitt Romney announces Wisconsin congressman Paul Ryan as his vice presidential nominee.
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