The comedians come up with interesting translations for the slot machine and rowboat emoji.
Stephen learns about water generators, football helmet sensors, Columbian farming and poop power.
Tags: bill clinton, chelsea clinton, on location, technology, inventions, international affairs, water, football, soccer, energy, sports, injuries, music, hip hop, crime, farming, drugs, poop & pee, science, volcanoes, demonstrations, under the desk, college, charity, jimmy
Some brides opt for a constant slow drip diet, and male birth control requires a pair of forceps.
Tags: cheating death, dr. stephen t. colbert dfa, vacsa, prescott group, weight/obesity, dieting, food, gross-out, jimmy, men/women, marriage, lookin' good, health, birth control, balls, taints, surgery, sex, injuries, animals, penises, volcanoes, sting
Stephen explores Asia, talks to Ghandi and points out that knuckles are basically finger boobs.
Austan Goolsbee describes the hypothetical crisis of America hitting the debt ceiling.
If America fights one more Muslim nation, it gets a free foot-long shawarma.
Tags: japan, libya, middle east, muammar al-gaddafi, mike mullen, barack obama, ronald reagan, earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear, volcanoes, natural disasters, robots, missiles, wars, dictators, history, mental health, facial hair, photos, international affairs
Even Congress wasn't paying attention to Barack Obama's speech.
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