The Pentagon lets the public believe that aliens are to blame for a strange wreckage in the desert.
Chris breaks down the grand forces at work in "Back to the Future Part II."
Forrest questions the seemingly random misery he's encountered as the host of Review.
Forrest finally gets the evidence he needs to prove that Grant is ruining his life on purpose.
Rush Limbaugh dismisses NASA's claim that water exists on Mars as part of a vast leftist conspiracy.
The comics list animals destined to go viral and commemorate the doomsday-signaling Blood Moon.
Mike Yard investigates a possible conspiracy involving free Internet access and the Illuminati.
Jon shares the details of the alleged secret meeting he had with President Obama in the White House.
Fire truther Santana Crimsey argues that a series of church burnings is part of a racist conspiracy.
Robin Thede, Mike Yard and Holly Walker offer wildly different takes on the Rachel Dolezal scandal.
Kylie Jenner tweets about chemtrails, and Time Warner's acquisition gets the Internet treatment.
The Best F#@king News Team Ever throws a party, and Texas worries about a secret military takeover.
A giant agribusiness from Aasif Mandvi's past comes back to haunt him.
Walmart lays off thousands of employees, and Baltimore residents face massive water shutoffs.
The panelists share their thoughts on the theory that Stevie Wonder is only pretending to be blind.
Aaron Hernandez faces life in prison, and Larry tries to break Neil deGrasse Tyson's brain.
The panelists weigh in on the Apollo moon landing and the likelihood of life on other planets.
Larry calls for tweets about conspiracies in preparation for Neil deGrasse Tyson's upcoming visit.
An all-cat parallel universe is exactly as messed up as ours, but it's much cuter.
Blake's suspicions about the TelAmeriCorp blood drive send him into a panic.