Republicans try to discourage Iranian leaders from signing a deal with President Obama.
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The Islamic extremist group ISIS destroys the seeds of democracy so carefully sown in Iraq.
Tags: mess o'potamia, iraq war, wars, iraq, war on terror, democracy, international affairs, mongering, troops, military, wmds, 9/11, bush administration, barack obama, george w. bush, bush impression, john mccain, paul wolfowitz, bill kristol, lindsey graham, islam, history, impressions, secret muslim
Egypt's first free election in over 5,000 years doesn't last very long.
America's first Muslim congressman, Keith Ellison, fields a persuasive phone call from Mitt Romney.
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The Harlem Globetrotters, Captain Planet and other characters celebrate Easter at the White House.
Cable news networks cover the Southern primaries with sex jokes and whining.
Tags: endless suffrage 2012, 24-hour news, primaries, fox news, msnbc, lawrence o'donnell, republicans, rick santorum, barack obama, sean hannity, tucker carlson, john stossel, liberal, crying, indecision 2012, indecision, friends, kids, media, approval ratings, secret muslim, religion, muslim
Republicans refuse to take Barack Obama's contraceptive mandate lying down -- or even doggie style.
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Rick Santorum takes criticism for respecting the elderly's right to spout hateful nonsense.
Tags: rick santorum, appearances, barack obama, secret muslim, senior citizens, thanksgiving, citizenship, audience interaction, holidays, nana & pee-pop, slavery, prostitution, kids, security, bestiality, animals, penises, candidates, republicans, indecision 2012, liberal
Sometimes Newt Gingrich can sound like the answer, but he's not Ronald Reagan.
Tags: newt gingrich, mitt romney, polls, voting, barack obama, secret muslim, ronald reagan, mongering, terrorism, mental health, photos, ayn rand, balls, republicans, candidates, indecision, indecision 2012, matt damon
Barack Obama's pro forma Thanksgiving YouTube greeting draws anger from Fox News pundits.
Tags: barack obama, speeches, thanksgiving, holidays, god, religion, fox news, conservative, george w. bush, bill clinton, animals, youtube, secret muslim, war on christmas, crying, jewish, alcohol, kids, family, media
Now that he's accused Obama of slaughtering Christians, Rush Limbaugh will do his due diligence.
Tags: rush limbaugh, pundits, barack obama, religion, secret muslim, christian, uganda, africa, international affairs, military, islamic, crime, death, human rights, violence, internet, wikipedia, media, radio, kids, stephen's laptop, nazi, mongering, lookin' good, business, jimmy
To win the GOP nomination, Mitt Romney has to convince Republican voters he's not Mitt Romney.
Tags: mitt romney, wealth, lookin' good, flip-flop, tea party, socialism, movies, parents, kids, growing up, barack obama, secret muslim, taxes, impressions, polls, indecision, indecision 2012, elections, campaigns, candidates, republicans, lapel pins, abortion, business
Solyndra's collapse gives conservatives the chance they've been waiting for to nail Barack Obama.
Tags: barack obama, solyndra, obama administration, approval ratings, government, scandals, business, debt, economy, money, alternative energy, technology, environment, secret muslim, fbi, investigations, congress, republicans, democrats, psas, impressions, joe biden, speeches, fox news, star trek, erectile dysfunction, penises, history, monkeys, terminations and resignations
Barack Obama's TSA abandons its most effective weapon against terror: x-raying passengers' junk.
Tags: tsa, flying, security, travel, secret muslim, terrorism, america, technology, janet napolitano, islamic, nudity, penises, photos, jimmy, cracks up, food, fashion, 9/11, wmds, saddam hussein, apologies, barack obama, public indecency, heroe$ crawl
The Mormon Church changes its image, while God's approval rating dwindles.
Tags: yahweh or no way, mormon, religion, lookin' good, god, polls, advertising, approval ratings, mitt romney, indecision, catholic, indecision 2012, elections, campaigns, candidates, appearances, republicans, barack obama, secret muslim, joseph smith, animals, the heroes, sports, rock 'n' roll, discrimination, jon huntsman
Louie Gohmert unveils the most shocking debt ceiling deadline conspiracy theory of all.
Tags: conspiracies, china, debt, economy, money, louie gohmert, secret muslim, jimmy, fox news, rush limbaugh, islamic, nazi, africa, conservative, republicans, the heroes, nerd alert, partying, fox & friends
Pakistan feels used by America, and Pervez Musharraf plans to run for reelection in 2013.
Tags: exclusives, pervez musharraf, extended interviews, interviews, pakistan, america, international affairs, apologies, money, economy, terrorism, elections, government, murder, media, wmds, secret muslim, nuclear, censorship
Mike Huckabee doesn't think Obama is a Muslim, and it's ridiculous to talk about it.
Tags: mike huckabee, interviews, books, colbert bump, secret muslim, elections, government, economy, money, debt, tea party, republicans, conservative, unemployment, fox news, barack obama, islamic, religion, mitt romney
President Obama needs to Twitter from the church pew to prove to America he's not a Muslim.
Richard Clarke says that multiple intelligence agencies increase the likelihood of lost information.
Tags: richard clarke, interviews, barack obama, islamic, religion, secret muslim, god, jesus, constitution, al qaeda, terrorism, 9/11, privacy, intelligence, give it to me, security, spying, under the desk, starbucks, jimmy
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