Ted Stevens didn't realize some of those Internet tubes connect to the Justice Department.
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Robert Novak's hit-and-run reflects the blackness of his soul.
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President Bush and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke have different opinions on the economy.
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There are now one million people on the terrorist watch list, but it's a tightly managed list.
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Mars may have the white stuff.
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The first gay marriage takes place in California thanks to a ruling by the state Supreme Court.
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Barack Obama is intent on enslaving the white race.
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"Entertainment Tonight" falsely reports on the birth of Angelina Jolie's twins.
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Barack Obama becomes the presumptive Democratic nominee for president.
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Barack Obama's health records reveal he is in excellent health.
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"Awesome" is now a presidential word.
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The Clintons address the biwingual conspiracy against them.
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President Bush thinks playing golf during a war sends the wrong message.
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The Republicans launch a new slogan and ad campaign.
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John McCain declares himself to be global warming's worst nightmare.
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Justice Antonin Scalia states The Daily Show is childish -- after all Jon has done to defend Scalia's junk.
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Aasif Mandvi reports on the media and how they're coping with high gas price stories.
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Vladimir Putin turns the reins over to his former top aid Dmitry Medvedev.
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John Oliver does not draw a parallel between Jenna Bush's wedding and the Iraq war.
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Rob Riggle has some helpful suggestions for the Obama campaign.
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