A war must take more than 10 years and a trillion dollars to get Mitt Romney's attention.
Rick Santorum and Haley Barbour make hypothetical anti-abortion arguments to appeal to their base.
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John Oliver credits Tony Hayward for postponing his dolphin hunt as oil spews into the Gulf of Mexico.
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Newsmen handle the oil, Haley Barbour dismisses tar balls, and Obama looks for an ass to kick.
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