Sam Bee defines Catholic ejaculation, and the Supreme Court enjoys gay oral arguments.
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Curiosity rover tweets from Mars, and Ann Romney loves women.
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Stephen speculates that Rafalca will be Mitt Romney's running mate, and is relieved that Mitt announces Paul Ryan for president.
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Stephen takes a look at Fox News' diverse coverage of the GOP convention, and grills Clint Eastwood's chair.
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CNN pulls a study that says women will vote for more liberal candidates when they are ovulating.
An electrical fire breaks out on Ann Romney's plane, and Mitt wonders why plane windows don't open.
Even though Latinos and Mitt Romney have so much in common, the monster of bias holds Latinos back.
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Spanish-language network Univision hosts Mitt Romney and Barack Obama to discuss immigration policy.
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Mitt Romney won't bother trying to win the votes of the 47% of Americans who don't pay income taxes.
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Leonard Nimoy narrates the RNC biographical film, "Mitt Romney: A Human Being Who Built That."
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Ann Romney tackles rumors of Mitt Romney's privilege and proclaims her love for America's women.
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Princess Ann Romneia and Christie the Hutt rally the Republican troops.
Ann Romney loves Mitt, and Reince Priebus questions President Obama's lemonade stand experience.
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People Magazine profiles honeymooners Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan, who enjoy policy and Voltaire.
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Mitt Romney will announce his VP choice after Ann Romney's dressage horse finishes the Olympics.
Dressage is the graceful interplay of man and beast, but legal.
David Cameron bashes Utah after Mitt Romney calls London's Olympic preparations "disconcerting."
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Competitive horse prancing is basically NASCAR in a velvet top hat.
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Mitt Romney's picnic banter offends the pride of Pittsburgh.
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