Stephen observes Rosh Hashanah by taking an apologetic call from Jeff Tweedy on the Atone Phone.
Goldman Sachs finds a loophole in the law against aluminum hoarding.
Aasif Mandvi comes face to telephone with NCAA douchebaggery.
The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, checks into a hospital for acute morning sickness.
Wiley & Sons sues Supap Kirtsaeng for reselling textbooks on eBay, despite the first-sale doctrine.
Tags: supreme court, laws, education, books, trials/hearings, lawsuits, thailand, international affairs, internet, shopping, america, under the desk, phone calls, elvis costello, business, money, ebay
An Obama mural watches over voters, and Republicans try to fool Virginia seniors.
Congressman DesJarlais switches his pro-life position after his lover gets pregnant.
The Jewish New Year begins, and Ira Glass apologizes for never having Stephen on his radio show.
Tags: ira glass, atone phone, 1-800-oops-jew, rosh hashanah, jewish, religion, holidays, yom kippur, circumcision, phone calls, sex, broadway, theater, radio, america, movies, superman, under the desk, lgbt
Mitt Romney selects Paul Ryan for VP and has his son break the news to Rob Portman and Tim Pawlenty.
Tags: paul ryan, mitt romney, candidates, elections, my mistake, house of representatives, republicans, taxes, government, medicare, social security, senior citizens, speeches, phone calls, dressage, tim pawlenty, rob portman, chris christie, tina fey, photos, cracks up, lookin' good, indecision 2012, robert pattinson
America's first Muslim congressman, Keith Ellison, fields a persuasive phone call from Mitt Romney.
Tags: better know a district, keith ellison, appearances, minnesota, duets, islamic, performances, secret muslim, religion, extremism, michele bachmann, friend of the show, investigations, mongering, mitt romney, barack obama, elections, candidates, impressions, prince, art, let's move on, mary tyler moore, bkad, democrats, house of representatives, tv, voting, phone calls
The Quaker Oats facelift is such a success, all the commercial mascots should get a freshen-up.
Tags: wilford brimley, weight/obesity, lookin' good, mascots, food, phone calls, stephen's products, advertising, breasts, plastic surgery, health, peabody awards, exercise, movies, aging, penises, mental health
Fox News' Eric Bolling will only share his secret energy plan with the Obama administration.
Tags: eric bolling, phone calls, pranks, fox news, oil, obama administration, barack obama, justin bieber, challenges, birth control, money, impressions, super villains, flags, fires, energy, conservative, pets, media, gasoline
With the help of Trevor Potter, Stephen Colbert and Jon ordinate without coordinating.
Tags: stephen colbert, appearances, colbert super pac, trevor potter, money, prison, crime, the colbert report, simulations, parody, dancing, songs, lawyers, laws, phone calls, advertising, mitt romney, murder, herman cain, food, performances, indecision, indecision 2012, campaigns, american idol
Everything that makes humans unique is safe in a theoretical, corporate-owned storage space.
While plate glass markets boom in England, European economies falter.
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