If marriage is redefined, equality could require people who love ice cream to marry ice cream.
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After 36 years in the Senate, Dick Lugar was only 12 years away from getting something done.
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Mitt Romney campaigns as Ronald Reagan, and President Obama campaigns as Bill Clinton.
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Why does being Mitt Romney's vice president seem like a dare nobody wants to take?
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Rick Santorum's GOP presidential campaign is winning in reverse.
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The Best F#@king News Team Ever report from the presidential campaign headquarters.
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CNN experiments with more cheeky, playful segments.
Rick Santorum's campaign reaches the scene where Hilary Swank hits her head and never boxes again.
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Conservatives decide to get behind Mitt Romney, but they can't really decide why.
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Rick Santorum goes badass, and Mitt Romney goes to see "The Hunger Games."
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Rick Santorum releases a campaign ad depicting an Obama reelection post-apocalyptic nightmare.
Newt Gingrich refuses to quit after losing Alabama and Mississippi to Rick Santorum.
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For CNN, the Southern primaries were all about the freshness of numbers.
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Cable news networks cover the Southern primaries with sex jokes and whining.
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For Super Tuesday, CNN breaks out new weapons in non-information.
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