With sweeps underway, "Good Morning America" offers useful tips on how to fend off sharks and bears.
Morning news shows unveil social media funzones in an effort to attract tech-savvy millennials.
Divorce proves contagious, and climate change forces McDonald's to modify its Dollar Menu.
North Carolina preserves penis-in-vagina marriage, while Barack Obama endorses gay marriage.
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Los Angeles teenagers use hand sanitizer to get sani-tipsy.
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"Good Morning America" reports that Michael Jackson's missing corpse is in a cemetery.
NBC eulogizes Karl Malden with six degrees, and Matt Lauer gives a live tour of Neverland Ranch.
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