Richard Cohen suggests that interracial families inspire a gag reflex in "conventional" people.
John Hodgman's newspaper will cater equally to liberals, conservatives and cat video enthusiasts.
Stephen knows that the key to good journalism is guesstimating.
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Due to Republicans like Rudy Giuliani, the GOP can no longer use crime rates to scare white voters.
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The Washington Post's George Will says that America is afraid to fire the first black president.
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Barack Obama attacks Mitt Romney for Bain Capital's outsourcing, but Mitt says he was retired.
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Stephen shows that he's a true champion of law enforcement.
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Steve Doocy from "Fox & Friends" quotes Barack Obama's subtext.
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A cable news miracle may help Mitt Romney appeal to women.
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Robert O'Harrow, Jr. advises that there need to be rules and laws to check this new source of power.
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