The panelists pitch people more deserving of a holiday than Christopher Columbus.
The comedians remind Chet Haze to write about what he knows and then help Godzilla with a speech.
The comics figure out what Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks were thinking in awkward fan photos.
Stephen puts an array of guests to the test, from Joan Rivers to Snoop Dogg to Maurice Sendak.
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Tom Hanks talks about war-torn Somalia and his film "Captain Phillips."
Tags: interviews, movies, facial hair, pirates, somalia, boats, guns, laws, international affairs, second amendment, technology, the da vinci code, security, crime, stephen colbert, rome, books, religion, tom hanks
Stephen has noticed a pattern about Tom Hanks's movies -- he's not in any of them.
Tags: 5 x five, exclusives, mashups, celebrities, halloween, costumes, history, books, threatdown, religion, jesus, operation iraqi stephen: going commando, troops, iraq, i am a pole (and so can you!), stephen's products, matt damon, joseph gordon-levitt, tom hanks
Mitt Romney doesn't know how to sit on bar stools, and Pizza Hut offers free pizza for life to town hall debate participants.
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Tom Hanks recommends some inexpensive yet legendary kids' costumes.
Tags: appearances, halloween, costumes, holidays, kids, movies, cowboys, astronauts, army, military, advertising, america, weight/obesity, alcohol, fights, matt damon, joseph gordon-levitt, tom hanks, oscars
"I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" becomes an Advice, How-to and Miscellaneous Best Seller.
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Stephen urges Colbert Nation to buy his audiobook and support veterans.
The NSS grants Stephen its Space Pioneer Award for Mass Media.
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Stephen premieres his Sendak-approved children's book "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)."
Jon covers Fox News reporting and explains the dildo rule to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Tags: exclusives, mashups, anthony weiner, penises, sarah palin, kristen schaal, syria, twitter, fox news, trey parker, matt stone, john oliver, smoking, laws, new york times, rod blagojevich, samantha bee, tom hanks
Jonah Hill talks about hanging out with Brad Pitt and getting more handsome in the process.
Susan Orlean chronicles Rin Tin Tin's rise to fame in "Rin Tin Tin: The Life and Legend."
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