The only paths to peace in the Middle East are sham solutions or fictional ones.
headlines, israel, palestine, middle east, whaaaa?
Moral crusader William Bennett has lost $8 million in gambling over the last 10 years.
whaaaa?, gambling, bill clinton, newsweek, bill bennett
Republican Trent Lott quit his post due to artistic differences.
whaaaa?, bill frist, senate, george w. bush, money, congress, trent lott, cats & cats
If a gay linguist provides intelligence that saves your life, does that make you gay?
whaaaa?, arabic, war on terror, intelligence, military, translations, lgbt
Once again, America has given in to the lobbyists from Big Retard.
whaaaa?, supreme court, death penalty, prison
The terrorists speak Arabic to throw the FBI off the track.
fbi, whaaaa?, terrorism
Iraqi oil -- dude, that crude is kind!
whaaaa?, iraq, oil, america, exxon, axis of evil, dick cheney
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