The comedians step back in time to #MakeHistoryCute, come up with #RichPeopleProblems, list #ToughGuyRomComs and write #SnotQuotes.
The comedians learn about the rowdy escapades of some ridiculous Floridians.
The comedians give a State of the Union address fit for Generation Y.
The comedians give history lessons a charming and delightful rewrite.
Chris's mom calls out the Green Bay Packers, and a pantsless football fan takes the field.
wikiHow has enough unnecessary How To articles without the ones that the comedians list.
Some famous book titles works get a Tinseltown rewrite.
Preston Brooks retaliates against Charles Sumner for his anti-slavery remarks.
Celebrate Memorial Day with 'Merica's most 'Merican moments as seen on @midnight.
Fans sent us in their selfies, which we turned into #LameComicBookCharacters.
Does St. Cloud, Minnesota, wake up to The Morning Sideshow or The Early Dump?
Patton Oswalt knows that every single resident of Florida is an alpha.
Patton Oswalt has to think quickly when his daughter is unintentionally racist at Starbucks.
In the future, Patton Oswalt's daughter may need some serious lifesaving skills.
Patton Oswalt learns why a VIP meet-and-greet after his show would be a terrible idea.
Patton Oswalt gets an offer that he simply cannot refuse.
Patton Oswalt goes through the arduous process of choosing a Lean Cuisine for dinner.
Patton Oswalt knows just how much we have evolved since the early days of humanity.
Having been all over Florida, Patton Oswalt knows that there is only one reason to go there.
Patton Oswalt encounters a drunk and rowdy crowd at his casino show.