Denis Leary's book, "Suck on This Year," has no knowledge and its pages can be used as toilet paper.
"Don't ask, don't tell" doesn't make sense to Admiral Mike Mullen.
Bill O'Reilly announces that he will not be attending the Rally to Restore Sanity.
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A Pekingese wins the world record for the longest tongue.
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