Dalton goes deeper into the events that led to his expulsion from prom.
Tags: web redemption, school, dancing, nudity, strippers, cowboys, penises, interviews, exclusives, dieting, matthew mcconaughey, uncensored, dating, teens, lookin' good, weight/obesity, college, balls, pranks
The comics write an Oscar acceptance speech for Matthew McConaughey's beer-guzzling brother.
The world faces a chocolate shortage, and Turkey's president rewrites American history.
Jessica Chastain reveals the few details she can about her role in the film "Interstellar."
Tags: interviews, jessica chastain, movies, work/office, wealth, vacations, vegetarians/vegans, food, animals, violence, morality, ethics, astronauts, space, matthew mcconaughey, family, puking, bruce willis
The contestants guess the Internet's reaction to the HBO GO crash and hear some odd SXSW band names.
The contestants must complete tweets that begin, "This guy on the subway."
Stephen says Angelina Jolie is worth ruining a marriage for -- until you pull back one layer.
Stephen King, John Mellencamp and T Bone Burnett claim that Elvis Costello is a believable devil.
Tags: stephen colbert, john mellencamp, t bone burnett, interviews, musicals, music, songs, elvis costello, satan, matthew mcconaughey, supernatural, murder, death, books, celebrities, theater, gross-out, glee, tv, stephen king
While taking care of business in some bushes, Gabriel Iglesias's curiosity gets the best of him.
Interdimensional black people boost NYPD frisk statistics, and monkeys exploit zookeepers.
Tags: threatdown, violence, police business, nypd, african american, ethnic, profiling, racism, statistics, men/women, space, time travel, barack obama, same-sex marriage, impressions, exercise, sex, health, science, matthew mcconaughey, lookin' good, animals, gross-out, zoos, prison, oral sex, asses, international affairs, lgbt, monkeys
Sexiest Man Alive should be like the Supreme Court: once you are picked, you are sexiest for life.
Tags: people magazine, awards, print media, lookin' good, matthew mcconaughey, food, rage, competitions, french, internet, nana & pee-pop, advertising, injuries, kids, animals, poop & pee, bradley cooper
Frank Luntz helps Stephen create a slogan that will test better than "Corporations are people."
Tags: frank luntz, appearances, on location, colbert super pac, slogans, advertising, business, polls, friend of the show, conservative, indecision, indecision 2012, elections, food, men/women, civil rights, china, impressions, chinese, ching chong ding dong, flags, poop & pee, campaigns, robosaurus, fights, matthew mcconaughey, stereotypes, marriage, freedom of speech, discrimination
Callie tries to make Mark more jealous by dating two Matthew McConaugheys, but her plan backfires.
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