Swiss police arrest top FIFA officials in a multimillion-dollar corruption scandal.
Domino's comes up with a great way to make the U.S. drone program more appealing to Americans.
President Obama's budget proposal is pronounced dead on arrival.
Tags: barack obama, economy, money, congress, death, gifts & presents, republicans, democrats, poop & pee, dinosaurs, sports, basketball, william taft, lookin' good, controversies, michelle obama, marriage, music, movies, david stockman, nooo!, sexism, songs
The Romney campaign asks Rick Scott to downplay Florida's job growth since it only helps Obama.
Tags: the word, economy, florida, unemployment, statistics, recession, work/office, rick scott, republicans, campaigns, mitt romney, barack obama, candidates, weather, fox news, elections, nooo!, dressage, performances, dancing, jimmy, lookin' good, animals, zoos, death, indecision 2012
Everybody who was anybody was all-in on the Badger State recall, except Barack Obama.
Tags: wisconsin, recalls, elections, labor, scott walker, unions, education, jimmy, photos, barack obama, margaret thatcher, protests, history, ronald reagan, nooo!, dancing, pundits, fox news, i did it!, lookin' good
Stephen finds a substitute for his favorite political strategist.
Candy bars get smaller, but Americans explore new vistas of mealtime.
Tags: thought for food, junk food, food, health, photos, lord of the rings, competitions, russia, space, j.r.r. tolkien, future, taco bell, nooo!, fast food, weight/obesity, literary references, movies, dreams, sleep, america, crying
The American government is the world's dumbest loan shark.
Herman Cain shows he is ready to have his finger on the button.
Tags: herman cain, international affairs, china, great wall, nuclear, wmds, scandals, lawsuits, business, food, restaurants, history, books, 60s, vietnam war, nooo!, birthdays, audience interaction, kids, sex, education, crying, sexual advances, parenting
If a little girl can forgive the shark that attacked her, maybe America's leaders can reconcile.
The golden era of dirigibles may soon end as America's helium supply runs out.
Tags: science, shortages, balloons, flying, animals, drugs, health, nooo!, jimmy, balls, poop & pee, family, kids, apologies, documentaries, doris kearns goodwin, the heroes, vacations, elitism, south park
The war in Afghanistan may be unwinnable, but without Pakistan, we can't keep fighting it.
Tags: formidable opponent, pakistan, intelligence, ululations, money, weapons, nooo!, international affairs, security, terrorism, war on terror, wars, nuclear, friends, murder, explosions, osama bin laden, afghanistan war, 90s, costumes
Donald Trump pays birth certificate researchers, while Michele Bachmann takes Obama at his word.
Tags: donald trump, sarah palin, michele bachmann, bill o'reilly, republicans, barack obama, citizenship, impressions, costumes, nooo!, polls, candidates, primaries, elections, indecision, indecision 2012
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