Jessica Williams reports on an Alabama law that defends the civil rights of fetuses.
Tags: jessica williams, on location, alabama, laws, lawyers, civil rights, abortion, teens, pregnancy, cannibalism, work/office, health, health care, demonstrations, money, government, men/women, gross-out
GM takes advantage of the fact tht they are not liable for deaths caused by pre-bailout negligence.
Indie rock legend Morrissey rails against Queen Elizabeth II, the royal wedding and carnivorism.
Tags: interviews, music, indie rock, great britain, queen elizabeth ii, dictators, international affairs, prince william, kate middleton, royalty, government, marriage, media, mitt romney, johnny marr, vegetarians, animals, mental health, songs, murder, cannibalism, the smiths, morrissey
Michelle Obama sets a record with 28,000 tweets per minute, but no one knows what it really means.
Tags: democratic national convention, twitter, michelle obama, speeches, touch screen, media, internet, statistics, walter cronkite, democrats, conventions, technology, cannibalism, parody, jimmy, indecision 2012
Grizzly Bear talks about their smooth, jazzy indie music and harmonizes "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
The CDC changes its tune on zombie safety.
Tags: cannibalism, zombies, violence, apocalypse, monsters, health, epidemics, doctors, science, gross-out, safety, fashion, balls, wisconsin, scott walker, recalls, lookin' good, unions, photos, fox news, elitism
More than 2,000 singles use a doomsday dating site, and a tsunami scare brings urgent advertising.
Tags: end of the world of the week, doomsday, international affairs, men/women, apocalypse, dating, thailand, internet, stephen's products, natural disasters, earthquakes, tsunamis, kfc, fast food, business, apologies, photos, cannibalism, colbertisms, mongering, future, poop & pee, advertising
Bob Morris attacks the Girl Scouts, and Kyle Jones deems lunch break laws unnecessary.
Tags: bob morris, kyle jones, conservative, scouts, liberal, republicans, conspiracies, abortion, internet, laws, work/office, labor, cannibalism, constitution, mitt romney, mitch daniels, death, mormon, candidates, indecision, indecision 2012, mongering, new hampshire, indiana, kids, mr. smith goes to the state legislature, government, lgbt
Mitt Romney exploits Newt Gingrich's vulnerabilities in Florida.
Tags: mitt romney, newt gingrich, impressions, debates, florida, south carolina, primaries, polls, lookin' good, the moon, michigan, cats & cats, cannibalism, photos, video games, balls, fights, marriage, candidates, campaigns, republicans, indecision, indecision 2012, violence
Faced with the growing threat of cannibalism, the rich must be ready to flee at a moment's notice.
Tags: colbert platinum, wealth, boats, limos, transportation, mongering, violence, poop & pee, guns, safety, occupy wall street, protests, libertarians, food, cannibalism, dreams, animals, star wars, mexican, photos, god, dental, cracks up, facial hair, farming, immigration, cars/trucks
Wall Street's reaction to the rumors and pre-events from Europe results in market volatility.
Tags: economy, european union, europe, stocks, wall street, money, debt, bailouts, doomsday, john oliver, aasif mandvi, wyatt cenac, cannibalism, mental health, partying, bestiality, animals, gross-out, violence, dogs, oral sex, prostitution, cocaine, crack, drugs, modeling, food, photos, costumes, halloween
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