California and Florida suffer from climate change-induced record droughts and flooding respectively.
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Mitt Romney scraps his victory rally, and Chris Christie praises Barack Obama's relief efforts.
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Hurricane Sandy gives Obama a boost while Romney supports state-run and for-profit relief ventures.
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The Best F#@king News Team Ever reports from the flooded hellscape of post-Sandy New York City.
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In America, it is only a disaster once it disrupts the supply of chicken-fried meats.
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Calvin Trillin misses Jon Ashcroft's orange alerts, which only lasted until the election.
Rather than making bad results better, the government focuses on making bad results sound better.
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