Dave remembers the last time he smoked pot.
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When was the last time you were blown away by a new soup?
dave attell, captain miserable, uncensored, weight/obesity, food, restaurants, environment, gross-out, cooking, dreams
Jagermeister is for children.
dave attell, captain miserable, alcohol, holidays, halloween, guns, religion, christmas, christian, jewish, advertising, strippers, dark humor, shock, kids, dirty jokes
No one cares about the space shuttle anymore.
dave attell, captain miserable, florida, penises, taints, balls, space, sports, celebrities, cars/trucks, nascar, nasa, travel, jewish, shock, dirty jokes, insults
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