The panelists face an unfestive choice between family betrayal and death by turkey zombies.
Presidential contender Ben Carson offers a questionable solution to victims of gun violence.
The comics list animals destined to go viral and commemorate the doomsday-signaling Blood Moon.
Tags: rapid refresh, ron funches, sara schaefer, jesse joyce, animals, internet, food, oral sex, sex, apocalypse/doomsday, the moon, space, conspiracies, religion, christian, menstrual cycle, vampires, monsters
Republicans call for a better nuclear deal with Iran without actually providing any specific terms.
Tags: donald trump, candidates, elections, are you not entertained?, masturbation, iran, international affairs, nuclear, weapons, bombs, diplomacy, republicans, lindsey graham, new york mets, baseball, mlb, sports, impressions, monsters, health, benjamin netanyahu, mongering, congress, mitch mcconnell, john kerry, franklin delano roosevelt, greece, germany, money, economy, debt, goldman sachs, mcdonald's, fast food
Donald Trump upsets fellow Republicans by stating that former POW John McCain isn't a war hero.
Tags: angela merkel, greece, debt, bailouts, economy, donald trump, candidates, elections, campaigns, john mccain, veterans, vietnam war, wars, rants, insults, cancer, lookin' good, monsters, college, health, behaving badly, republicans, impressions, jewish, holidays, sarah palin
Andy Daly reads a poem written by his character, a cowboy poet who is hypervigilant about monsters.
Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal announces his 2016 presidential bid via nanny cam.
The comedians explain what's really happening in a series of bizarre Web images.
Morgan Freeman travels back in time to chat about America's future and "Through the Wormhole."
Tags: morgan freeman, interviews, soul daddy, 70s, future, time travel, science, space, marijuana, drugs, isis, asses, african american, barack obama, bigfoot, monsters, white people, costumes, legalization
The comics list #SexierMagazines, make #FashionWeak and come up with #ZombieSongs.
Tags: hashtag wars, greg proops, emo philips, mary lynn rajskub, barry rothbart, annie lederman, judah friedlander, lauren cohan, josh mcdermitt, robert kirkman, media, sex, lookin' good, fashion, zombies, supernatural, monsters, songs, music
Is there a real dating site for zombie singles or crossing-dressing vampires?
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