The comics use the police officer, turtle and shrimp tempura emoji to tell strange stories.
Cheating allegations against the New England Patriots inspire a series of gratuitous ball jokes.
Al Madrigal gets to the bottom of a bridge conspiracy and America tries to export Piers Morgan.
Tags: exclusives, mashups, guns, piers morgan, alex jones, al madrigal, lance armstrong, barack obama, china, neil degrasse tyson, samantha bee, new york city, jason bateman, tds year in review 2013, jeff bridges
"Wheelmen" authors Reed Albergotti and Vanessa O'Connell discuss Lance Armstrong's doping scandal.
Tags: reed albergotti, vanessa o'connell, interviews, lance armstrong, drugs, tour de france, steroids, cycling, sports, cheating, lawsuits, books, floyd landis, stephen colbert, government, wall street, crime, banking
Beyonce lip-syncs the national anthem and Charlie Sheen is fired from Two and a Half Men.
Tags: 5 x five, exclusives, mashups, barack obama, beyonce knowles, kanye west, taylor swift, charlie sheen, inaugurations, mahmoud ahmadinejad, mark sanford, lance armstrong, celebrities, pop culture
Companies make Super Bowl ad teaser ads, and Baltimore's Ray Lewis denies using deer antler spray.
Lance Armstrong loses sponsors like Nike and steps down from his LIVESTRONG cancer-fighting charity.
Tags: lance armstrong, drugs, cycling, sports, scandals, money, health, charity, troops, family, business, wriststrong, injuries, friend of the show, competitions, marijuana, the moon, awards, balls, dr. stephen t. colbert dfa
Lewis Black links Lance Armstrong's doping to fraternity "butt chugging" in Tennessee.
Tags: lewis black, back in black, lance armstrong, drugs, steroids, science, health, smoking, kids, alcohol, drinking games, cheating, lawyers, fraternity/sorority, college, asses, lying, taints, sports, cycling, laws, trials/hearings, bestiality, sex, accountability, farming, animals, scandals, america
Jeff sends shout-outs to Prince Harry, Lance Armstrong, Mickey Rourke and Chris Christie.
Runner's World jumps on Paul Ryan's claim that he ran a marathon in under three hours.
Tags: paul ryan, lying, marathons, liberal, accountability, media, hugh hewitt, lance armstrong, republicans, democrats, canada, martial arts, art, illuminati, banksy, conspiracies, steroids, ruth bader ginsburg, speeches, republican national convention, conventions, indecision 2012
Fox's standout anchor, Shepard Smith, reports on Mitt Romney, North Korea and Lance Armstrong.
Tags: fox news, shepard smith, media, ethnic, fashion, mitt romney, rachel maddow, lookin' good, cats & cats, north korea, lance armstrong, drugs, steroids, tv, bret baier, scandals, vampires, american blankscape, cracks up, gary busey
Matt Long talks about being run over by a bus and how he triumphed over his injuries.
Tags: matt long, interviews, firefighters, transportation, bikes, injuries, sports, mental health, health, doctors, parents, surgery, death, lance armstrong, competitions, police business, marathons, olympics
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