When the lights come down and the R. Kelly starts playing at The Daily Show, anything can happen.
Stephen fights to keep gay marriage illegal, just like our Founding Fathers would have wanted it.
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David Paterson is accused of pressuring a woman to keep quiet, and Charles Rangel fails to pay taxes.
Mark Sanford disappears on Father's Day to clear his head on the Appalachian Trail.
If all 50 states approve gay marriage, straight marriage becomes illegal.
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