The NFL scrambles to figure out a solution when several players are accused of domestic abuse.
Tags: football, sports, scandals, controversies, violence, crime, kids, spankings, corrections/retractions/apologies , terminations and resignations, alcohol, sean hannity, lgbt, law & order, nerd alert, morality, parenting
Daniel helps Melissa find a place to work that won't fire her for being so sexy.
It is high time to close the sexy Halloween costume objectification gap.
Tags: halloween, holidays, hippies, kids, costumes, sexism, men/women, discrimination, lookin' good, balls, frankenstein, nudity, photos, colbertisms, pundits, food, animals, spankings, george will, star wars, tasers
Nothing says democracy like a royal decree.
Tags: saudi arabia, men/women, elections, voting, government, human rights, sexism, discrimination, democracy, royalty, king abdullah, middle east, violence, spankings, driving, oil, photos, bachelor/bachelorette parties
Grimes stands up to his mummy, while Mark and Randall get on the "Today Show."
Tags: department of integration, work/office, frank grimes, callie maggotbone, twayne the bone raper, leonard powers, mark lilly, randall skeffington, parents, parenting, monsters, spankings, guns, supernatural, costumes, today show, parody, movies, troops, matt lauer, wars, vietnam war, asses, lying, murder, rage
Republicans have their nuts caught in a vise, but Mitch McConnell has a plan to cut them loose.
Tags: barack obama, democrats, congress, republicans, debt, money, china, kansas, economy, conservative, government, animals, fashion, spankings, eric cantor, taxes, grover norquist, star wars, balls, mitch mcconnell, america, competitions, movies
If Congress bans a one-world currency, it might as well ban unicorn porn.
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