Boner Doctor

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 04/22/2014
  • Views: 27,782

Amy offers her services to men afflicted with particularly stubborn medically induced erections. (1:18)

if you're healthy enough

for sexual activity.

If you have an erectionlasting longer than four hours,

call me!

Hi, I'm Amy Schumer,

and you can buy lab coatson eBay.

An erection that won't go away

is considereda medical emergency,

but in my book, it's moreof a medical opportunity.

Here in my state-of-the-artfacility,

you and I will handlethe situation together.

How much does it cost?

Free.

No insurance?Me neither.

Never have.Probably never will.

Medically-induced erections arenothing to be ashamed of.

You should be proudand more importantly,

you should be on your wayover here.

If I can't wrestlethat gator down,

no doctor will be able to.

So please,for your health,

call the emergency numberon your screen right now.

It's my number.

(phone ringing)Oh.

Hi, this is Amy.

Yes, I'm avail--Oh, it already went down?

Just from hearing my voice?

You sure?

Well, thank you for cal--Hello?

Okay, that was a wrong number.

You can call me literallyany time, 24 hours,

seven days a week.

I'm available at midnighton New Year's,

for the last three years.

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