Mark Normand - My Thoughts and Prayers Are with You

Amy Schumer Presents Mark Normand: Don't Be Yourself Season 1, Ep 1 05/13/2017 Views: 607

Mark Normand insists that you keep your thoughts and prayers to yourself. (0:33)

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- My thoughts and prayers are with you.

- Well, that'll help.

(suspenseful music)

Oh, your nanna died?

My thoughts and prayers are with you.

Ah, thanks.

I'm sure you're actually on your knees

before bed looking up atthe ceiling every night

asking the Almighty to guide her to the Holy Land.

You don't do that

because prayers don't do anything

and you know it.

If they did, I'd be Kylie Jenner's gyno.

Forget the prayers

and throw me a retweet, will ya?

I get way more out of that.

Amy Schumer presents Mark Normand

Don't Be Yourself, uncensored.

Premieres May 12 at midnight.