- My thoughts and prayers are with you.
- Well, that'll help.
Oh, your nanna died?
My thoughts and prayers are with you.
I'm sure you're actually on your knees
before bed looking up atthe ceiling every night
asking the Almighty to guide her to the Holy Land.
You don't do that
because prayers don't do anything
and you know it.
If they did, I'd be Kylie Jenner's gyno.
Forget the prayers
and throw me a retweet, will ya?
I get way more out of that.
Amy Schumer presents Mark Normand
Don't Be Yourself, uncensored.
Premieres May 12 at midnight.